Horse Jokes

A horse walks into a bar…

A talking horse walks into a bar and asks the manager if there are any jobs going.

“Sorry”, says the manager, “why don’t you try the circus?”

“Now why would a circus need a bartender?” replied the horse.

Beautiful view…

Where is the best view in a field of horses?

Across the bay, of course!

Hospital case…

A boy was rushed into hospital after swallowing six toy horses.

Doctors said he was in a stable condition.

Think about it…

Q: Which side of a horse has the most hair?

A: The outside, of course!

Religious cowboy...

A devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible whilst mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a horse walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes.

He took the precious book out of the horse’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the horse. “Your name is written inside the cover.”